Inuyasha & Sonic Heaven!

Ok, so you've probably seen these on a lot of Sonic sites but the urge to make one after reading a lot of various "You Might Be A _____ ["fan" if applies] If/When..." was too much to resist. So here you have it, a list of ways you could be obsessed with Sonic. Enjoy and if you have anything to add to the list please send it in and I'll add it.

You Might Be A Sonic Obsessor If...

...before you fall asleep you tell Sonic goodnight

...you kiss your Sonic plushie goodnight

...you think the term "hanging out" refers to spending all day on Sonic forums talking about the latest game or merchandise

...you frequently visit E-bay to bid on every single Sonic item you can find

...you have dressed up as Sonic or some other Sonic character at anytime or more in your life during Halloween

...you've dyed your hair blue just for the sake of feeling like Sonic

...you've painted your whole face blue except a small area around your mouth, dyed your hair blue, spiked your hair, painted the tip of your nose black, put in green eye contacts, made an outfit that's blue and skin toned in the design of Sonic's body and wear it to school/work/whatever

...you quote Sonic on more than one occasion unintentionally

...you have as many if not more fancharacters than the number of OFFICIAL Sonic characters

...no matter what store you're in you always ask the front desk if they have anything "Sonic The Hedgehog" related

...you think of the older Sonic cartoons (SatAM, AoStH, and SU) as Classics

...you have a major chili dog obsession

...you take a Sonic backpack to school and use it

...you attempt to build a life-size, anatomically correct Sonic plushie

..you succeed

...you chase anyone who has blue hair that's spiked

...you bargain with store owners for their promotion stands of recently released Sonic games

..they give it to you

...you write Sonic fanfiction and treat it like it's official

...everything you do is declared for Sonic

...you think of yourself as the "fastest thing alive"

...you can sing the SatAM theme song from memory and be ON KEY

...you own every single piece of Sonic merchandise known to man-kind

...you've ever taken a picture of Sonic and ironed it on to something (t-shirt, hat, the like)

...you think all the Sonic characters are real

...you could play Shadow The Hedgehog and actually ENJOY it and be honest about it

...you were among the fans outraged at the switch to the 4Kids voice actors

...you rejoiced at the recent news that the 4kids voice actors were dropped

...Silver's voice scared you slightly in the new gameplay footage

...you think the people who play the demos of Sonic games on places like Gamespot are inexperienced and should let a real player (you) take the controller

...you know every single trick there is in SA2

...you own all the Happy Meal toys of the Sonic promos

..you still have the Happy Meal box with Sonic's face on it

...your cellphone's ringtone is Green Hill Zone or some other classic Sonic song

...you believe "Live & Learn", "Open Your Heart", and "I Am (All of Me)" should've won a Grammy

...you think SA2 and SA1 deserved an award at the time of their release

...you have more than one Sonic Shrine in your room

..each shrine is for a different Sonic (SEGA, DiC, Archie, Fleetway)

...the walls of your room are COVERED with Sonic posters, both official and hand-made

...you've burned every single one of your favorite Sonic songs onto a CD and frequently listen to it and sing along with it on the bus (or some other form of transportation or anywhere)

...you have dreams of someday meeting Sonic and the other characters

...you have a fancharacter that's you marry your favorite Sonic character and have kids

...a small majority of your fancharacters are fanchildren

...you have more than one site dedicated to Sonic

..those sites are the most famous on the net

...you completely go nuts the instant you see something with Sonic or any of the other character's faces on it in a store

...you spraypaint Sonic's image on a building

...you make tributes to the Sonic characters just because you feel they deserve it

...you buy 9+ Sonic Plushies

..they were the only ones the store had

...you frequently draw the Sonic characters in more situations than you can remember

...You took a test to see if you were obsessed with Sonic

...You make a creative project be Sonic for an art/jewelry class

...You take all the "Which Sonic Character Are You" quizzes and ALWAYS get Sonic or your favorite character

...You think the term "Sonic Toothbrush" implies a toothbrush with Sonic on it

...You immediately bought the SatAM boxset upon March 27th

...You DIDN'T groan at the news of a new Sonic RPG by Bioware

...You make cakes for Sonic's birthday